Dear Santa Claus...

Dear Santa? how are you? i hope well... i have always wanted to ask you... are your reindeer zero emission propulsion or do they admit a high amount of flatulence because of the high carbohydrate diet that they need to maintain flight? just wondering. also do you have stealth technology or do you just ignore FDA guidelines? i suppose as a magical elf of mysterious and vaguely Judeo-Christian background you have some sort of immunity... and plus i guess everyone has to be asleep before you come. that's always a bummer, i'd love to chill with you dude, we could play mario kart and eat cookies, it would be a blast.

i know you get a lot of letters this time of year and i know a lot of bloggers are pestering you and i want you to know it's cool if you skip my post this year...

i've been a very good potter this year and i've ridden my bike all year (even in the winter!) and i also finished my first complete year without spending money on gasoline so all i want for christmas is a 1970's Schwinn Sting-ray Pea Picker, if you could, i'd like a 5 speed stik-shift, shock sissy bar, Springer fork and an extra set of rams horns handle bars... if that is not possible a Grey Ghost from December 1970's would be pretty awesome too... i promise i will ride it every saturday and sunday in the summer and always to the beach.



your's in the dharma, brandon.